What was the thought - Being Sexy???

If being sexy is a crime arrest me, is what this guys T-Shirt Reads, wonder even if he knows what it implies...

If you need me

Shaam ka Andhera Kuch Ab Talak Baki hai

Shaam ka Andhera Kuch Ab Talak Baki hai

Yaad Mit Gayi Teri Par Ehsaas Abhi Baki Hai

Yoon To Muddato Se Hum Bhool Gaye Hain Tujhe

Phir Bhi Dhundli Si Koi Yaad Abhi Baki Hai

Zara socho phir se ek nazar dekh kar tum

Kahin kisi shaam ki koi faryaad abhi baki hai

Yoon to hans ke jheela har sitam zalim ka magar

Judayi ke aansuon ka dard sehna abhi baki hai

Woh to madhoshi mein thay ehsaas na kar sake kuch bhi

Hame hosh mein madhosh hona abhi baki hai

Kaise kahen kya zulm hue hain us peh...

Yeh to aaghaaz tha... kuch anjaam abhi baki hai

Meri Dunya Mein Beshak Andhera Rahy

Meri Dunya Mein Beshak Andhera Rahy

Tere Lab Pe Hansi Ka Basera Rahy

Phool Khiltey Rahen Tere Charon Taraf

Teri her Simt khushbu Ka Dera Rahy

Zindagi Mein Teri Shaam Aaye Nahi

Ek Chamakta Damakta Sawera Rahy

TU Mere Sang ho Ye Zaruri Nahi

TU Jahan B Rahy SIRF MERA Rahy.

dukh dard ki saugat hai dunya teri kya hai

dukh dard ki saugat hai dunya teri kya hai

ashkon se bhari rat hai dunya teri kya hai

kuch log yahan nur-e-sahar dhundh rahe hain

tarik si ik rat hai dunya teri kya hai

paband-e-mashiyat hai tanaffus bhi nazar bhi

ik jazya-e-lamhat hai dunya teri kya hai

taqdir k chehre ki shikan dekh raha hun

aina-e-halat hai dunya teri kya hai

majruh-e-taqaddus hai taqaddus ki haqiqat

rudad-e-kharabat hai dunya teri kya hai

"Sagar" mein chalkate hain samawat k israr

saqi ki karamt hai dunya teri kya hai

Getting Recruited and being an Employee

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and told... ... ... .... .... .... "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" ;-)

   
 

Major Electricity Cut off

Major Electricity Cut off as depicted by my sis

Please see reason below:

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Tum Mohabbat Bhi Mousam Ki Tarah Nibhatay Ho - Aas

Tum Mohabbat Bhi Mousam Ki Tarah Nibhatay Ho

Kabhi Barastay Ho Kabhi Ak Boond Ko Tarsatay Ho

Pal Main Kehtay Ho Zamanay Main Faqat Teray Hain

Pal Main Izhaar -e- Mohabbat Say Mukar Jatay Ho

Bhari Mehfil Main Dushmano Ki Tarah Miltay Ho

Or Duaon Main Mera Naam Liye Jatay Ho

Dayaar -e- Ghair Main Mujh Ko Talash Kartay Ho

Milon Tu Pass Say Chup Chaap Guzar Jatay Ho

Laakh Mousam Ki Tarah Rang Badaltay Raho

Aaj Bhi Toot Kay Shiddat Say Humay Chahatay Ho

Meri mohabbat ki koi misaal nahi hai - Aas

Meri mohabbat ki koi misaal nahi hai

Main kesy keh doun ke tu meri jaan nahi hai

Main giraftaar houn teri mohabbat mein lekin

Ek ye bhi sach hai tu hi mera imaan hai

Main tumko padhta houn tumko poojta houn

Har chehra tujh jaisa aaina nahi hai

Ae dil tu mujhe apne aaghosh mein le le

Meri to khud apni koi pahchan nahi hai

Tu jaan bhi maange to hans ke tujhe de doun

Irfan mujhe ab jeene ka koi imkaan nahi hai

Na jaane Dhoondte ho kia Meri veeran aankhon main

Na jaane Dhoondte ho kia Meri veeran aankhon main

chupa rakhe hain Hum ne to kayi toofan aankho me.

kahan wo shokhiyaan pehle si. ab kuch bhi nahi baqi.

Chaley Aaye ho Tum kiya khojne be-jaan aankhon main.

kisi ka hath le kar haat main jub wo miley Hum se.

to kaise toot k bikhra tha mera maan aankho me.

na samjho chup hain Hum to us se koi shikwa nahi.

Hum apne dard ki rakhte nahi pehchaan aankhon mein.

Meri aankhon mein umadd aaya hai dariya dil ka

Meri aankhon mein umadd aaya hai dariya dil ka

Phir kaheen toot gayaa ho na kinaara dil ka

Bas mohabbat se riwaayat hai kahaani dil ki

Chaar harfon se ibaarat hai fasaana dil ka

Us ne daali he nahi bheek nazar ki or main

Liye aankhon mein reh gayaa kaasa dil ka

Saans rukti hai to phir jaan ka khayaal aata hai

Dil dharakta hai to lag jaata hai dharkaa dil ka

Isi koshish mein bohat umar ganwaa di maine

Phir bhi poora na huwaa mujh se khasaara dil ka

Meri payaab tamannaain bataati hain mujhay

Sookh jaaiy ga koi roz mein dariyaa dil ka

Badli badli si sadaa deti hai dharkan dil ki

Hijr mein or he ho jaata hai lehjaa dil ka

Kiyoon na aiy dost abhi tark-a-mohabbat kar lein

Is se pehlay ke badal jaaiy iraada dil ka

Fikr-a-duniya mein mere dil ko bhullanay waalay

Teri duniya se zayaada hai asaasa dil ka

Ishq kaatay ga abhi or chataanein Sono

Aqal dekhay gi abhi or tamaasha dil ka

Dil Dharakny Ka Sabab Yaad Aaya

Dil Dharakny Ka Sabab Yaad Aaya

Wo Teri Yaad Thee Ab Yaad Aaya

Din Guzara Tha Bari Mushkil Say

Phir Tera Wada-E-Shab Yaad Aaya

Tera Bhoola Howa Peman-E-Wafa

Mar jain Gy Agar Ab Yaad Aaya

Hal-E-Dil Hum Bhi Sunaty Lakin

Jab Wo Rukhsat Howa Tab Yaad Aaya

Beath Kr Saya-E-Gul Mein Nasir

Hum Buhat Roay Wo Jab Yaad Aaya...

SMS Limit enhanced to 20 a day with immediate effect

SMS Limit enhanced to 20 a day with immediate effect

Finally they thought that five is probably too less

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Sitam hi karna Jafa hi karna

Sitam hi karna Jafa hi karna

Nigaah-e-lutf kabhi na karna

Tumhein Qasam hai Hamaare Sar ki

Hamare Haq mai Kami na karna

Kahan ka Aana kahan ka Jana

Wo jante hi nahi ye Rasmein

Wahan hai Waade ki bhi ye Surat

Kabhi to karna kabhi na karna

Hamari Mayyat pe Tum jo aana

To chaar Aansu baha ke jana

Zara Rahe Paas-e-Aabru bhi

Kahin Hamari Hansi na karna

Wo ek Hamara Tarq-e-Ulfat k

Dushmanon se bhi mil ke chalna

Ye ek Shewa Tera Sitamgar k

Dost se Dosti na karna

ATM Cards

About ATM Cards
I dont know whether this is true or just another post, yet I've grabbed it from FB and am posting it here for maybe just those bad times

The fastest Tata Nano

The fastest Tata Nano

Chinese Whisper - A Game?

Chinese whisper a well known term to most of us, a big issue in communication at times as well, Chinese whisper in wikipedia is defined as :

Chinese whispers is one name for a game played around the world, in which one person whispers a message to another, which is passed through a line of people until the last player announces the message to the entire group. Errors typically accumulate in the retellings, so the statement announced by the last player differs significantly, and often amusingly, from the one uttered by the first. Some players also deliberately alter what is being said in order to guarantee a changed message by the end of it.

The game is often played by children as a party game or in the playground. It is often invoked as a metaphor for cumulative error, especially the inaccuracies as rumours or gossip spread, or, more generally, for the unreliability of human recollection.

The game is also known as telephone, grapevine, broken telephone, whisper down the lane, கிசு கிசு (Tamil "grapevine") Развален телефон (Bulgarian for "broken telephone") gossip, secret message, Le téléphone arabe (French for "Arab phone"), Stille Post (German for "Silent Mail"), Gioco del Telefono (Italian for "Telephone Game"), Telefono senza fili (Italian for "Cordless Phone"),Telefone estragado (Portuguese for "Broken/Ruined Phone"), Głuchy telefon (Polish for "deaf telephone"), Gluhi telefon (Croatian for "deaf telephone"), Зламаний телефон (Ukrainian for "Broken telephone"), Глуви телефони (Serbian for "deaf telephones"), Telefonul fara fir (Romanian for "Cordless phone"), Сломанный телефон (Russian for "broken telephone"), Rikkinäinen puhelin (Finnish for "Broken telephone"), viskleken (Swedish for "the whispering game"), viskeleken (Norwegian for "the whisper(ing) game"), Tichá pošta (Czech and Slovak for "silent mail"), the messenger game andpass the message. In the United States, "telephone" is the most common name for the game.

Today, the name "Chinese whispers" is said by some to be considered offensive or racist, Historians trace Westerners' use of the word Chinese to denote "confusion" and "incomprehensibility" to the earliest contacts between Europeans and Chinese people in the 1600s, and attribute it to Europeans' inability to understand and appreciate China's radically different culture and worldview.Using the phrase "Chinese whispers" suggested a belief that the Chinese language itself is not understandable .

Chinese whisper as described above is originally a game, but its impact on real life is where things do matter and change, this is basically referred to mis communication wherein what was communicated is gradually changed and the information passed on to the recipient is different, the difference here may be to the actual and/or to the implied meaning, simple sentences may in turn become offensive, or offensive may be plained out, this is where the importance of other modes of communication  like written and direct communication do come in and show their worth.

It is often practiced by us and especially in new couple or attempting to be couples that they get the information passed on through various different modes and methods, some of the methods can be damn unique as well, but again what I propose may exactly be what you would like to dispose, he may feel that writing a love letter to his beloved in Blood may be impressive while she may find it obnoxiously disguting, there are tonnes of such things, again mode of communicating, getting the message passed through a colleague or friend may not always, but at times, probably unintentionally, get the meaning implied in the message changed, but again like they say you know it yet you do it, for I know smoking is harmful yet I smoke, what to do we are humans!!!

What I intend to imply and to impart in this blog is the importance of communication and most importantly that it should be direct and not indirect, whatever you have to say must be said and rather communicated, for I may long to hear a miss you and you may be devastatingly longing for me but you didnt say or rather communicate making me feel %$^%$, thats not at all ok, what you have say it and dont hide it, trust me pal, communicate, its always the right choice, being silent is not always recommended, if the other person fails to understand your silence its just becasue silence wont communicate effectively, be wise, be well and yes regardlessly communicate....

Communication

Communication a very well versed term but often misplaced and misunderstood under various spheres of life owing to several reasons including circumstances, first of all we need to be clear on what exactly is communication, as cited from Wikipedia

Communication is the exchange of thoughts, messages, or information, as by speech, visuals, signals, writing, or behavior.

Derived from the Latin word "communis", meaning to share. Communication requires a sender, a message, and a recipient, although the receiver need not be present or aware of the sender's intent to communicate at the time of communication; thus communication can occur across vast distances in time and space. Communication requires that the communicating parties share an area of communicative commonality. The communication process is complete once the receiver has understood the message of the sender.

However mostly, not applicable to all, but as I have experienced and seen, many a times it is a one way process, one person speaks and the other just hears it and rather not listens to it, I mean man what the crap, that is not communication, that is simply hearing, often these are confused, as easily understandable from the definition above in italics it implies to sending, receiving and understanding, not one way process, but again its never the way you would like it to be.

In relations be that of parents, couples, siblings, children, spouse, partner or even in open relations I feel communication has an extremely important role to play, if you communicate your though or line of action properly to the other person that is only when the other person can and should be able to understand your philosophy and the aim implied thereto, however in most of the cases this is never the case, the most common cases being in couples, spouses and open relations, eventually, once again not in all but in a few, communication between the partner eventually starts to fade with time and restrictions impose, failure of communication is the most deadly thing to ever happen in any relation, leave alone failure even lack of communication is a pretty disgusting thing to happen, but again you never get what you want, but yes, indeed, you do play a key role, I have personally experienced and also witnessed relations wherein lack of communications started as a very minor thing and then eventually it lead to doubts, lies, misunderstanding, frustration, anger, mismanagement, mood swings, lack of compatibility and finally lead a relation to a breaking or a broken stage, what the hell I mean, this could have been easily contained, if there is lack of communication then I feel there should be immediate steps to rectify the same, but once again you cannot clap with one hand, both the partners need to firstly feel the lack in communication and then work on finding and getting rid of the lack, believe me friends if you get rid of the lack of communication between you and partner, you just make your relation stronger than steel and if you keep working on the same you are just turning it into a steel spring, a spring that eventually with your efforts will be so strong that it would withhold any shocks that may arise out of the worst ever breaks that come in the path of life.

In partners specifically many a times lack of communications leads to misunderstanding and failure of the relation, for instance I may sms her a dozen times and she may not or perhaps respond once that too in a professional way, she may keep on messaging and I may respond like "Has the file been submitted to ****" , now this I feel is clear lack of communication and may or would eventually lead to frustration in some point of time, such things happening once in a black moon should, I feel, be ignored but again often than that they cannot be ignored and rather should not be, may be its lack of interest, maybe its seek of something thats missing, maybe its simply pushing or pushing way too hard, or maybe its compelling, or maybe its a one way relationship, its again best decided by the person who is subjected to it and no one else, but again be careful in deciding or taking calls.

There are times when she may feel one sms or call from him is suffice and content, and perhaps, it may be even more, but once again there is a flip side to it, maybe its just the other way around, maybe he doesnt know about you, or maybe you told him way too much before he could even digest it, again these are my thoughts and not compelling, I am a human and commit mistakes and write crap in the process.

No matter what, Lone still would and always will say that overcome all hurdles but let there be no lack in communication in any of your relations.

The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!

A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself...

"Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?" One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said. Immediately, she threw the chapatti into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.

Every day, as the woman placed the chapatti on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapatti. As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" " As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale.

She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapatti that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words:

"The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"

Do good and Don't ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time

Thanks BIL - 22-Aug-2012

As i have returned from my home town and knowingly misinterpretation of blogs has created additional differences as if they were lesser, anyways being boycotted was not a good experience and it hurts and hurts damn bad, being alone is a different scenario but being with people around and feeling alone is totally different and rather depressing,
Although the day 22-aug-2012 was rather fun and enjoyable thanks to friends close ones that is, but indeed as I came back I was delayed and it was time for BIL to start the good ol' collections for the lights and luminaries and I was more than amazed to figure out the way that he has expanded things, indeed he has put in lot of efforts inspite of all the crap that has been going on, he has not shot up the work but has given it a rocket boost, which indeed is appreciatively amazing, indeed his hard work is extremely relevant and appreciated.
If you recall there were posts in the blog about his boozing which were again misinterpreted and the idea of that was for him to realize that dude its going way too much and needs a break, but anyways the thoughts are ignored and misinterpretations are what is cared for, so indeed what was aimed to be beneficiary was misinterpreted and taken again into the negativity, well indeed you cannot control the way things are interpreted, can you????? the previous blog was aimed at making him realize and get a control on it and indeed must I say that the success rate of the blog as noticed by me till now is a whooping 100%, so indeed I say that I was able to derive the result!!!!
Anyways its my wandering life and lets see whats next....

Once again thanks BIL, and life goes on and on....................

Probably the Coolest Cat Ever

Probably the Coolest Cat Ever

No, it's not photoshopped! This adorable "two-faced" kitten posted to
reddit as "the coolest cat ever" is real and even has a Facebook page. It
was actually found on a dairy farm in North Carolina and adopted almost 3
years ago in September 2009.

"She's as sweet as can be….gentle, loving, and has this little tiny kitten
like "meow" even though she is 3 now. She acts like a big baby in the way
that she loves to be babied. She doesn't bother any furniture with her
claws and uses a scratching post. She does not have one single bad
habits……she's perfect!" says the owner of the coolest cat ever.

Why are only the negatives noticed????

Something that I have simply failed to understand over time and yet again I fail to understand the same, even as these blogs keep rolling out on a daily note with me writing my personals onto them with both the negatives and the positives aloud, then why is it that the people are only extremely interested into finding just the mere negatives, why why why, why do you not see the simple positiveness that has been put, why do you just ignore the love, why do you just ignore all the feedback that has been attempted to be delivered, why is it that you have decided to just look at the negativity only, why so dudet why, you know everything yet again you choose negativity, just .....

I am just a stupid jerk who is a human and we human are pretty much prone to creating mistakes and errors and like all humans I as well am prone to the same and do my share as well, perhaps even say that my share is bigger, but again as I human I also need to vent out and perhaps this is a channel for me to vent, but again it has positives also, it has a lot of embedded love and feelings as well and I beg thee to notice them as well along with the negativity not only the negativity, please understand even a dying flame is still a light and even a spark can cause a flame, a light is where you want it and where you want it, and when you count on it.

All I can say at last is look at both the parts not only the negativity but also the positivity.

A Lone Stranger: Do you follow?

A Lone Stranger: Do you follow?

Friends Never Change...

Friends Never Change...

About True Love

About True Love

A Very Happy and Prosperous Eid to All - 20-Aug-2012

A Very Happy and Prosperous Eid to All

 From this Eid Let us forget the past, forgive the enemies, forbid from sin, 

Let us Love and Be Loved

Live & Let Live

Just the way you look at it

Just the way you look at it,

I guess I dont need to express it in words anymore...

Those who Love You

Those who Love You

The First to Apologize

The First to Apologize

Dil agar CPU hota

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

A nice capture from FB from one of my pals timelines, thanks and appreciated